{"product_id":"chestnuts-hung-with-care-tee-good-trouble-fashion","title":"Chestnuts Hung With Care Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eChestnuts Hung With Care Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stockings were hung by the chimney with care. So were the chestnuts. The \u003cstrong\u003eChestnuts Hung With Care Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e puts two mirror-ball ornaments on your back under hot-pink bubble lettering, with a handwritten note pointing out what everyone already knows: \u003cem\u003eone always hangs lower\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUp front, it's all class: a small gold \u003cstrong\u003eHung With Care · Est. LA\u003c\/strong\u003e badge on the left chest. Walk in looking polished, turn around and let the room catch up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe gay bar holiday party and the drag brunch that follows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift exchanges with the friend who will absolutely get the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily dinners where you'd like a conversation starter (or ender)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching with your partner, your chosen family or your whole group chat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, White, Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e full back print plus a left-chest badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S–2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e and printed in Los Angeles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheck the photos to see the fit across sizes: size S on a slim 5'8\" model, size L on an athletic 6'0\" model (front view with the chest badge), and size 2XL on a plus-size 6'1\" model. Color photos show the design in White and Green.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduction takes 1–3 business days, then free U.S. standard shipping arrives in 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e order by December 10 for standard shipping, or by December 15 with U.S. express shipping ($40).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecause each tee is made to order, we can't accept returns for fit or preference. Please check the fit photos before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the joke too much for a family party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front is a small, classy badge, so most people won't get it until you turn around. The back reads as disco ornaments first and a punchline second.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich color should I pick?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack makes the pink and mirror-ball silver pop the most. Green leans the most Christmas, and White is the brightest option for daytime parties and photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it arrive by Christmas?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrder by December 10 for free standard shipping or by December 15 with U.S. express ($40). Each tee is printed after you order, so earlier is safer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, for anyone with a sense of humor and an appreciation for ornaments. Check the fit photos and size up if they like a roomier fit, since made-to-order tees can't be returned for fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore holiday trouble:\u003c\/strong\u003e pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/jingle-balls-holiday-pride-t-shirt-good-trouble-fashion\"\u003eJingle Balls Holiday Tee\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/oh-mary-holiday-tee-good-trouble-fashion\"\u003eOh Mary Holiday Tee\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/disco-daddy-pride-t-shirt-good-trouble-fashion\"\u003eDisco Daddy Pride Tee\u003c\/a\u003e, and read our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/naughty-christmas-t-shirt-trends-good-trouble-fashion\"\u003enaughty Christmas t-shirt trends\u003c\/a\u003e guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop the collection:\u003c\/strong\u003e find more gay Christmas shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/merry-ungovernable-a-queer-christmas\"\u003eMerry \u0026amp; Ungovernable\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Good Trouble Fashion","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67997324804328,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67997324837096,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67997324869864,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67997324902632,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67997324935400,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67997324968168,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67997325000936,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67997325033704,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67997325066472,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67997325099240,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ S","offer_id":67997325132008,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ M","offer_id":67997325164776,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ L","offer_id":67997325197544,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ XL","offer_id":67997325230312,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67997325263080,"sku":null,"price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/0401\/7128\/files\/chestnuts-hung-with-care-tee-black-size-s.jpg?v=1793081359","url":"https:\/\/goodtroublefashion.com\/products\/chestnuts-hung-with-care-tee-good-trouble-fashion","provider":"Good Trouble Fashion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}