Chestnuts Hung With Care Tee

Chestnuts Hung With Care Tee

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. So were the chestnuts. The Chestnuts Hung With Care Tee puts two mirror-ball ornaments on your back under hot-pink bubble lettering, with a handwritten note pointing out what everyone already knows: one always hangs lower.

Up front, it's all class: a small gold Hung With Care · Est. LA badge on the left chest. Walk in looking polished, turn around and let the room catch up.

Perfect for

• The gay bar holiday party and the drag brunch that follows
• Gift exchanges with the friend who will absolutely get the joke
• Family dinners where you'd like a conversation starter (or ender)
• Matching with your partner, your chosen family or your whole group chat

Details

• Colors: Black, White, Green
• Print: full back print plus a left-chest badge
• Sizes: S–2XL
• Made to order and printed in Los Angeles

Fit

Check the photos to see the fit across sizes: size S on a slim 5'8" model, size L on an athletic 6'0" model (front view with the chest badge), and size 2XL on a plus-size 6'1" model. Color photos show the design in White and Green.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.

Good to know

• Production takes 1–3 business days, then free U.S. standard shipping arrives in 3–7 business days.
• Christmas delivery: order by December 10 for standard shipping, or by December 15 with U.S. express shipping ($40).
• Because each tee is made to order, we can't accept returns for fit or preference. Please check the fit photos before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right.

FAQ

Is the joke too much for a family party?
The front is a small, classy badge, so most people won't get it until you turn around. The back reads as disco ornaments first and a punchline second.

Which color should I pick?
Black makes the pink and mirror-ball silver pop the most. Green leans the most Christmas, and White is the brightest option for daytime parties and photos.

Will it arrive by Christmas?
Order by December 10 for free standard shipping or by December 15 with U.S. express ($40). Each tee is printed after you order, so earlier is safer.

Is this a good gift?
Yes, for anyone with a sense of humor and an appreciation for ornaments. Check the fit photos and size up if they like a roomier fit, since made-to-order tees can't be returned for fit.

More holiday trouble: pair it with the Jingle Balls Holiday Tee, the Oh Mary Holiday Tee or the Disco Daddy Pride Tee, and read our naughty Christmas t-shirt trends guide.

Shop the collection: find more gay Christmas shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts in Merry & Ungovernable.