Too Gay to Function Shirt & Hoodie

Some days you simply can't. The Too Gay to Function shirt is a funny gay Pride tee for brunch, the parade, the group chat photo dump and every day you're running on glitter and iced coffee. Now also available as a cozy Too Gay to Function hoodie for cool nights, flights and lazy Sundays. Bold, easy to read and made to get a laugh, it's a statement piece for anyone who's ever been too fabulous to focus.

Why you'll love it

Funny, not try-hard: the classic "too gay to function" line in a pink-and-black cut-out letter design, printed big and clear.
Tee or hoodie: choose the T-Shirt ($29.50) in crisp White or bold Black, or the pullover Hoodie ($59.50) in Black, Gray or Pink.
Inclusive sizing: S–2XL in both styles, shown on slim, athletic and plus-size models so you can see the real fit.
Made to order in Los Angeles by an LGBTQ+-owned studio, printed only when you order.

Perfect for

Pride month and every month after it, drag brunch, festivals, a night out with your chosen family, or a gift for the friend who is, frankly, too gay to function.

Fit

Check the photos to see the fit across sizes. T-Shirt: size S on a slim 5'8" model, size L on an athletic 6'0" model, and size 2XL on a plus-size 6'1" model, plus the design in Black. Hoodie: Gray in size S on a slim 5'8" model, Black in size L on an athletic 6'0" model, and Pink in size 2XL on a plus-size 6'1" model.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.

Shipping & returns

Production takes 1–3 business days, then free U.S. standard shipping arrives in 3–7 business days.
Because each tee and hoodie is made to order, we can't accept returns for fit or preference. Please check the fit photos before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right. See our Returns & Refunds policy for details.

More funny gay shirts

Shop the full Pride clothing collection, or pair this one with the Disco Daddy Pride Tee, the Love Wins Pride Tee or the Ho Ho Homo Tee. Looking for more brands like ours? Read our guide to queer streetwear brands.

FAQ

Does the Too Gay to Function design come on a hoodie?
Yes. Choose Style: Hoodie to get the same design on a pullover hoodie in Black, Gray or Pink.

What sizes does it come in?
S, M, L, XL and 2XL. The T-Shirt comes in White or Black; the Hoodie comes in Black, Gray or Pink.

How does it fit?
See the fit photos above, which show sizes S, L and 2XL on three different body types.

How long does shipping take?
Each piece is made to order in 1–3 business days, then ships free within the U.S. in 3–7 business days.